El Hierro Submarine Eruption

Do ya think maybe we have a little help with this so-called man made global warming or climate change or whatever it is called today? Just take a look at this and see if maybe we are not as powerful as we wish.


El Hierro Submarine Eruption

I'd like to get Al Gore's (never say gore to a bullfighter) take on this one and the other thirty-five-million natural catastrophes this earth has weathered in the past 48 years we've kept on record.
I still get a sharp chill up my spine when I see gas prices double then settle back down to an artificially high price while the taxes from every gallon pumped in this land are used for whatever they weren't intended for like there is no public record of how many roads and bridges have been upgraded with them. I thought that was why we paid taxes on fuel for transportation. Which really makes me wonder why the EPA would make auto manufacturers built more fuel efficient cars when the better mileage a vehicle gets the fewer tax dollars the Gov't gets per mile driven. I give up!
I wonder how many trees got burned in a forest fire started by lightning before we showed up on this continent. Yeah, I didn't cry when Bambi's dad got caught in the debate.
We need more electrified fences - mainly on the other side of the Mississippi River. We have too many here. I'm using my carbon footprint to light my little apartment this Christmas Season with as many gas guzzling lights DMEA will let me drain the Wayne N. Aspinal Units with. If it gets to be too much of a drain they can always burn a little more coal. God knows we will have plenty left for the rest of us when the whackos get cycled out.
Save your gunpowder. When the satellites start falling they will be aimed right at the nut cases who think we are capable of creating or destroying matter. Hey dummy's -- It's all still here. None of it is unaccounted for. The only thing missing is Common Sense and I still have my copy. Where's yours?

don't give em anything

Follow the instructions and we will have exactly what we always wanted: A Whitehouse that's run by a sissy!


I first saw this on Drudge last night and since Rush was on this morning I've had a chance to watch updates and read some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time. Breitbart.com has the following commercial for reporting attacks on the record of the President. This Just Gets Funnier

Rush said most of the reports are from conservatives who report themselves. I haven't made up my mind yet. I spent most of the afternoon yesterday trying to get to the bottom of the governments financial management system.  My thought is to relay the news to the DNC that the Department of Education has pilfered their last dime from me. Somewhere there is more than $8900 of my hard earned money floating around that should be sufficient to pay off the $2050 I received in 1994. But not even God knows where it is. I know. I asked. He said for me to tell them, "let my people go." Oh yeah, and He also said, "or else!"

Rainbows

You don't have to tell me how fortunate I am to live in this part of the Lord's vineyard

Not More of the Same

That'll change the climate. Look closely at the foot prints headed toward this hot dog burner. I think they might be Al's. I haven't heard from him today. But I hope NASA paid their carbon fuel credits before making this test and don't tell me oxygen doesn't have carbon in it! But do you know how we produce enough oxygen to release anything from the gravity of this earth? It takes Energy! Don't try looking for my sources on this. There aren't any. I make them up in my head and test them with my gut. I could eat for a few more days on what NASA spends for production of the fuel needed for these tests. And I'm not complaining about the cost or even the tests themselves. I'm envious of enterprises like NASA that contribute so much science and discovery of new and improved ways to stay alive. But, will the rest of you naysayers please give me a break and rely upon this one little piece of information we learned in 8th grade science. It's the law of thermodynamics and, like gravity, it works every time in this universe. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. So far in mankind's brief history we have managed to put a few small chunks of matter into space. Believe me when I tell you this. Most of the rest of it will not be that easy to get rid of. I just thought about Rosie O'Donnel as an example. But that's not my job. About the best we've come up with in my mind is making carpets that get stuck on accelerator pedals. But then again I could sum this up with one more notion I believe is fitting now and forever. What's the first thing we should do when we find ourselves in a hole? You can answer that one by yourself. I'm betting those aren't Al's or even Rosie's foot prints but at times like these I almost wish they were mine.

If Only I Was this Lucky

Maybe I should give credit to where it belongs but I can't help but laugh everytime I see this.

While Google or Blogger or whoever is reviewing this is reviewing it I'll pontificate upon the real meaning of Christmas. Too late... I like the cold and slick roads. I like family nearby but not too close as they tend to clean up my messes without asking. I like mowing down pedestrians in the crosswalk between the Post Office and the Court House. One old guy thought I was aiming for himthis afternoon. I was not! I was aiming for the car that pulled out in front of me. But I missed both anyway. I hate it when that happens.

Al's Snowjob

http://lbmontrose.blogspot.com/2007/12/al-gore-snowjob.html
Guess who is at it again?

more of the end

http://theendcometh.blogspot.com/2007/12/please-give-us-rest.html
Take a look at how someone named Clutch4t4 sees this all